djoldman 7 hours ago

It seems that anytime a company sells a product that can connect to the internet, they can't help it, they have to attempt to exploit that to their advantage over the consumer.

It's why I attempt to prevent all devices from connecting with the exception of my phone and computers- which I put behind barriers like pi-hole.

I'm not looking forward to having to remove the GPS and cellular modems from whatever car I eventually have to buy.

  • gausswho 4 hours ago

    Along that subject, anyone with a Tesla open up their left rear view and fuck with the modem in there?

Foofoobar12345 7 hours ago

This will very likely be an app inside "Toybox" - where there are other fun/goofy/pointless apps like replacing the car's horn with goat bleating / fart noises, light show, romance mode, changing the car's path to rainbow etc.

If that's the case, this may actually be fun. The only notification a user may get would be in release notes when updates happens. It may not be an ad in the way most users understand what an ad is, as in, its not going to play when you turn on the car. That said, Tesla is probably getting paid for this.

whiplash451 8 hours ago

Where are the regulators banning ads in cars?

This is one of the few cases that’s trivial to enforce/monitor.

  • JumpCrisscross 8 hours ago

    > Where are the regulators banning ads in cars?

    Why does it need to be banned? I’m failing to see the safety significance in this implementation.

    • barbazoo 7 hours ago

      >> The update enables owners to turn their in-car visualization into a Tron bike.

      > Why does it need to be banned? I’m failing to see the safety significance in this implementation.

      What reason could there be to do this other than to draw the driver's attention to the screen, away from the road. I would say that's at least safety adjacent.

      • JumpCrisscross 7 hours ago

        > would say that's at least safety adjacent

        Sure. But not trivially worth banning beyond a myriad of other touchscreen elements.

      • s1artibartfast 2 hours ago

        Lol, the screen is there to be used. This adds a fun optional style.

        This is like asking if there is a non disturbing reason to have a custom shifter or paintjob

      • lesuorac 7 hours ago

        So do the radio ads?

        (or lack of physical controls)

  • fred_is_fred 7 hours ago

    If it's the same ones who are supposed to prevent you from saying you have Full Self Driving when you in fact do not have Full Self Driving and it kills people, don't get your hopes up.

  • iAMkenough 7 hours ago

    They're working for a Federal Government with close ties to Tesla's CEO.

    No way the current administration pays any attention to regulating this (unless there's speech in the ads they disagree with).

pixl97 8 hours ago

>'please drink verification can to continue'

Now we just need the 'please watch verification ad to reach your destination' and the circle will be complete.

quantified 5 hours ago

I'm noting the cultural alignment of Tesla ownership given the references to "woke" in the article.